I really enjoy selling real estate in the Redland and Homestead. Today I drove to my Open House in Homestead thinking it would be just like the other days. The house is vacant and I set things up each time I Open it:
- Change the A/C from 80 degrees to something a little cooler.
- Turn on all the lights.
- Open all the curtains and drapes.
- Draw up all the blinds.
- If it needs it, I even pull out the broom I keep in my car and spiffy the place up a bit!
Well, today was just a little different at my Open House. As I pulled up the blinds in the living room a lizard almost jumped out at me from behind the blinds. OK, I'm no sissy. Lizards don't bother me. They're part of life in Florida. I have finally gotten over them.
In one of the bedrooms was a little spider. Spiders are OK too. As long as they're not too big...or too hairy. I let it be.
Then I made my way to the family room, which also doubles as my office while I am there and proceeded to draw up the blinds there. There were two little bulging eyes looking up at me as I did so. I have never cried Eeeeeeeeeek in my life. Until now. That was the last straw! There was a little frog perched on the side of the sliding door. I did not want to risk checking my email while the frog decided to go for a hop...on me no less. No sir! (I did however, grab my cellphone and snapped a picture of him for you. Am I not thoughtful?)
What followed would have been very comical if it had been filmed. I opened the sliding door in hopes it would jump out of the house. Of course, it jumped further into the house. I chased it with a stick trying to get it back into the family room as it hopped quickly into the living room. I ran for the front door and opened it wide. That was the answer! I would chase it out the front door if it wasn't going to go out the back door. Except he had other plans.
He hopped behind the buffet and I wondered if it was worth moving the darn thing. I wasn't coming back here until next weekend after all. I'd better move it, I decided. What if he came out while a squeamish buyer was walking the house? I didn't wan't a frog ruining a possible sale!
I moved the buffet. He jumped the other way. He and I did the silly ring-around-the-buffet-catch-me-if-you-can dance for a bit. I'm a firm believer in the fact that there's more than one way to skin a cat. I went into the kitchen looking for something I could use. This is a model home and apart from the furniture and doo-dads, there's no signs of life here. I found a plastic grocery bag I had left in a drawer. I'd have to actually catch the iccky thing with the bag. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww............
I mustered up my courage and returned to where my uninvited guest was. I took a deep breath and, using the bag as a makeshift glove scooped up the little guy. YUCKKKKKK! I ran outside with him and set him free as I broke into a rousing chorus of "Born Free." I also sheepishly explained to the neighbor. He was looking at me funny.
I had found too many critters today. I was almost afraid to go turn the lights on in the master bedroom. =)



Maggie Dokic, SFR is a licensed real estate broker in the state of Florida selling residential real estate in Miami, Palmetto Bay, Pinecrest, Coral Gables, Gables by the Sea, High Pines, the Redland and other select areas of SW Miami-Dade County.
Maggie has earned her SFR certification to be able to better serve the needs of her customers in today's non-traditional real estate market. SFR is a Short Sale, Foreclosure Resource Specialist. Designees have been trained to understand the highly specialized options available to Sellers facing short sales & foreclosures and Buyers looking to buy them.
For more information on our local real estate market, or to see or sell a home in Miami, Palmetto Bay, Pinecrest, Coral Gables or the Redland, visit my Miami Real Estate blog or contact me at Maggie (at) TheBlogThatAteMiami (dot) com.
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